so i was just eating lunch here at my desk. it looked a little something like this:

so you see the lid of the sushi box and how it's turned over and there's soy sauce inside of it? yeah, so that's where i usually keep my soy sauce for dipping the yummy sushi pieces in. anyway, about 2 minutes before that picture was taken, that lid? had way more soy sauce in it. way.

so. where did all the soy sauce go?, you might ask. let me tell you about it.

you see, i was thirsty. and so i reached for my drink (mmm. delicious san pellegrino aranciata. come to mama). and when i reached for my drink, i caught the edge of the upside down lid. and the whole thing catapulted into the air and did a complete rotation and sprayed my entire upper body with soy sauce. so here i sit, smelling like a japanese restaurant, covered in awesome-looking brown spatter.

i am classy!